I’m sure your parents will never do this, or maybe they do? Be sure that you call them first before you bring your new girlfriend at home. (is this Swedish humor?)

Sometimes it’s more safe if you have the first time sex after you know each other a little bit more… or just don’t listen

Okay, time to buy some new furniture… whats that? What a bargain, a water bed very low priced. I need to test this water bed, is it soft enough?